Forever Noon: A Twilight Musical Parody
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Full guide →When to go. Head straight out at curtain call. Two-show days are the worst bet at both performances — the cast rests through the matinee and is spent by the evening. A Sunday matinee is the best single bet, because it is a one-show day. In bad weather the barricades sometimes never go up at all.
Who comes out. Anywhere from nobody to most of the cast. Nobody can tell you in advance which three — not us, not the theatre. Treat any list that claims otherwise with suspicion.
What to bring. Tonight’s Playbill and a fine-tip Sharpie, held open to the page you want signed. Ask before you photograph anyone, and keep the pavement clear — it is a working door, not a red carpet.
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Somewhere out there is a person who has read all four books twice and can still argue the Team Edward case at a dinner party. Forever Noon: A Twilight Musical Parody was written for that person, and also for everyone who has to sit next to them.
Imani Russell plays Bella Swan and Garrett Poladian plays Edward Cullen in a pop-scored, cheerfully irreverent retelling of the whole sparkly business — the rain, the staring, the truck, the baseball scene that makes no sense and is somehow the best part. Joy Donze directs, Will Buck handles music direction, and the supporting bench is stacked with New York comedy regulars including Jaime Lyn Beatty, Alise Morales, Marcia Belsky and Meredith Brandt.
It plays the Laurie Beechman Theatre, the 90-seat cabaret room tucked under the West Bank Cafe on West 42nd — the kind of place where you order a drink, sit close enough to see the glitter, and sing along under your breath. Two performances only: Thursday, October 22, 2026 at 9:30pm and Tuesday, October 27 at 7pm. Ninety seats, two nights. You do the math.
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