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Full guide →When to go. Head straight out at curtain call. Two-show days are the worst bet at both performances — the cast rests through the matinee and is spent by the evening. A Sunday matinee is the best single bet, because it is a one-show day. In bad weather the barricades sometimes never go up at all.
Who comes out. Anywhere from nobody to most of the cast. Nobody can tell you in advance which three — not us, not the theatre. Treat any list that claims otherwise with suspicion.
What to bring. Tonight’s Playbill and a fine-tip Sharpie, held open to the page you want signed. Ask before you photograph anyone, and keep the pavement clear — it is a working door, not a red carpet.
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Grab your cloak and trust absolutely nobody. Traitorz: The Unauthorized Musical Parody takes the reality show where friends stab friends in a Scottish castle and turns it into a full-on musical, with celebrity contestants who are, let's say, not the real ones.
A cast of impersonators plays the players, and the roster Playbill lists is gloriously unhinged: Jennifer Coolidge, Britney Spears, Ozzy Osbourne, Liza Minnelli, Morgan Freeman, Patti LuPone and Jesus of Nazareth. Dylan Adler hosts. The book and lyrics are by Tim Murray and the music is by Ben Fankhauser. Audience members get invited onstage to join the game, so sit in the front row only if you have a poker face.
It plays St. Luke's Theatre on West 46th Street, right on Restaurant Row, with performances from November 4, 2026 and opening night November 13. No closing date has been announced. It's a fine pick for a group night out, as long as the group can survive a little betrayal.
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